Author Archives: David Puner

Obama Workshops New Material During Holiday Party

Posted on November 26, 2012

Until I became a homeowner–in 2005, in Chicago–I didn’t realize trees needed maintenance. And I’m not talking about those fancy designer trees that someone’d, like, put in a pot outside a store and then you’d plant it in your own … Continue reading →

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Legit: Mini-18 Wheelers

Posted on June 11, 2012

This weekend Milton, Mass. celebrated its 350th birthday. Of the many parade highlights, this one rises to the top of the list and then heads straight off the charts. Mini 18-wheelers (little rigs?), piloted by Shriners and Tiny Elvis-adorable.

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The “Come Awn!” Files: HP Paid For This

Posted on June 7, 2012

It matters to me that hot soup be hot and cold soup be cold.

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Today, in The Chair: From The Borgias, Jeremy Irons!

Posted on May 16, 2012

NEIL LEADAPRON, DDS  Do anything for Mother’s Day?  JEREMY IRONS  Yesshhh.  NEIL LEADAPRON, DDS  Got any summer plans?  JEREMY IRONS  Yesshhh.  NEIL LEADAPRON, DDS  Flossing regularly?  JEREMY IRONS  Uh, Yesshhh.  Neil Leadapron, DDS whistles along to  string version of “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida” … Continue reading →

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Sanwich Man tears ACL, remains unsure about future with sandwiches

Posted on May 11, 2012

BIGHAM, Mass. — Sandwich Man, aided by fine herb mayonnaise-smeared crutches, hobbled out of a cafeteria today, in what could be his last appearance in a corporate dining uniform. With nothing left to prove, Mr. Man had been producing sandwiches … Continue reading →

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From Sandwich Man’s Counter: Jamaican Wednesday

Posted on May 2, 2012

TODAY’S DELI SPECIAL: Cubano Sandwich with Pork, Ham, Pickles, and Mustard. SM: Number five, she’s alive! Heheheh. SM: Yeah, today’s Jamaican Day. It’s theme five, so it resets after this one. SM: I haven’t seen you in the garage lately. SM: … Continue reading →

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From Sandwich Man’s Counter: Late Lunch

Posted on April 26, 2012

TODAY’S SPECIAL: Some kind of panini SM: What’s the gang up to? Turkey burgers? SM: You got a toaster up there? Heheheheh. Oh, I gotta come up there and show that toaster how to toast. Heh. SM: When she goes … Continue reading →

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From Sandwich Man’s Counter: Pepper Jack Under Crisis

Posted on April 17, 2012

TODAY’S SPECIAL: THE JACK. Get spicy peppered flavor, before you can’t. SM: Take everything, why don’t ya — but don’t take the Jack. Heh. SM: I mean, take the fucking bread, but don’t take the Pepper Jack. Man. SM: They’re trying … Continue reading →

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From Sandwich Man’s Counter: Oriental Tuesday

Posted on April 10, 2012

TODAY’S SPECIAL: ASIAN WRAP [Humming] The jack is under the rack. Heheheh-ha. The jack is under the rack. Heheh. [Humming stops] The jack is under the rack. RIGHT? You want lettuce on your wrap? I mean you don’t have to, … Continue reading →

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From Sandwich Man’s Counter

Posted on April 3, 2012

Enter SANDWICH MAN: The boss said, “Recommend cheddar.” I didn’t realize I could do pepper jack. Grumble. Guacamole. Mutter. Grumble. My boss never talks to me. We discovered the monkey has Velcro on one of it’s paws. Hehehe. Don’t leave … Continue reading →

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