http://twitter.com/#!/mtn_dew/status/126719983177838594

Ah, wow?

Head of Mountain Dew Pakistan has gotta be, like, the best gig ever and most certainly crushes previous best gig ever: head of Mello Yello Afghanistan.

Guessing head DEW Dude (or Dudette) Pakistan got a (super) sweet relo package.

And glad to hear ” … you’re all drinking a TON of DEW … ” Because usually when we hear about Pakistan and tons of something we don’t think of DEW. And usually when we hear about y’all, we don’t realize that you’re all in Pakistan drinking a TON of DEW. So, I guess nothing’s wrong in the world after all. Nevermind. Exclamation point.