TODAY’S SPECIAL: Some kind of panini

SM: What’s the gang up to? Turkey burgers?

SM: You got a toaster up there? Heheheheh. Oh, I gotta come up there and show that toaster how to toast. Heh.

SM: When she goes to hug you, hold onto your wallet.

SM: That’s why I don’t kill anybody anymore. Haaaeecchhh. Because you can’t get away with it anymore.

SM: That’s why I don’t watch Cold Case.

SM: Doritos. Heheheh. They’ve tried everything. They’ve tried this, that — they’ve tried the Jala-pee-no. Now they’ve got a black bad and call ’em “Ultimate.” I want to try those.

SM: Pickle? Chips?

"Too much?"