Monthly Archives: May 2012

Today, in The Chair: From The Borgias, Jeremy Irons!

NEIL LEADAPRON, DDS  Do anything for Mother’s Day?  JEREMY IRONS  Yesshhh.  NEIL LEADAPRON, DDS  Got any summer plans?  JEREMY IRONS  Yesshhh.  NEIL LEADAPRON, DDS  Flossing regularly?  JEREMY IRONS  Uh, Yesshhh.  Neil Leadapron, DDS whistles along to  string version of “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida” … Continue reading

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Sanwich Man tears ACL, remains unsure about future with sandwiches

BIGHAM, Mass. — Sandwich Man, aided by fine herb mayonnaise-smeared crutches, hobbled out of a cafeteria today, in what could be his last appearance in a corporate dining uniform. With nothing left to prove, Mr. Man had been producing sandwiches … Continue reading

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From Sandwich Man’s Counter: Jamaican Wednesday

TODAY’S DELI SPECIAL: Cubano Sandwich with Pork, Ham, Pickles, and Mustard. SM: Number five, she’s alive! Heheheh. SM: Yeah, today’s Jamaican Day. It’s theme five, so it resets after this one. SM: I haven’t seen you in the garage lately. SM: … Continue reading

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