NEIL LEADAPRON, DDS 
     Do anything for Mother's Day? 

          JEREMY IRONS 
     Yesshhh. 

          NEIL LEADAPRON, DDS 
     Got any summer plans? 

           JEREMY IRONS 
     Yesshhh. 

          NEIL LEADAPRON, DDS 
     Flossing regularly? 

          JEREMY IRONS 
     Uh, Yesshhh. 

Neil Leadapron, DDS whistles along to 
string version of "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" for 17 minutes.

         NEIL LEADAPRON, DDS 
     Super job, guy. Really super. 

         JEREMY IRONS 
     Meessh. 

         NEIL LEADAPRON, DDS 
     Red Sox, right? 

         JEREMY IRONS 
     Muh, Yankesshhhh. 

         NEIL LEADAPRON, DDS 
     Ho. That's rich. 

         JEREMY IRONS 
     Glurssp. 

         NEIL LEADAPRON, DDS 
     Right! [beat] And we're just 
     about finished here, Jer. 

Neil Leadapron, DDS turns to face dental x-ray camera. 

         NEIL LEADAPRON, DDS (CONT'D)
     The Borgias airs on Showtime, 
     Sunday nights at 10. Ladies and 
     gentlemen, Jeremy Irons is due 
     back here in six months. Jer, 
     we'll snail mail you a reminder. 
     Ha! Jeremy Irons!