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From Sandwich Man’s Counter: Pepper Jack Under Crisis
TODAY’S SPECIAL: THE JACK. Get spicy peppered flavor, before you can’t. SM: Take everything, why don’t ya — but don’t take the Jack. Heh. SM: I mean, take the fucking bread, but don’t take the Pepper Jack. Man. SM: They’re trying … Continue reading
Posted in Food, The Office, Uncategorized
Tagged corporate dining, food, pepper jack, tony danza
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From Sandwich Man’s Counter: Oriental Tuesday
TODAY’S SPECIAL: ASIAN WRAP [Humming] The jack is under the rack. Heheheh-ha. The jack is under the rack. Heheh. [Humming stops] The jack is under the rack. RIGHT? You want lettuce on your wrap? I mean you don’t have to, … Continue reading
From Sandwich Man’s Counter
Enter SANDWICH MAN: The boss said, “Recommend cheddar.” I didn’t realize I could do pepper jack. Grumble. Guacamole. Mutter. Grumble. My boss never talks to me. We discovered the monkey has Velcro on one of it’s paws. Hehehe. Don’t leave … Continue reading
From Sandwich Man’s Counter
What’s good? Bacon? Yeah, yeah, love it hehehehehe. You’re telling me a bag of fucking Skittles is intimidating? Mumble hehehehe. They say the smaller the scorpion, the more deadly it is. Pickle chip?
From Sandwich Man’s Counter
TODAY, ESPECIALLY FOR YOU: Pepper Jack Cheese (You don’t know Jack, throat clear, hahahahaha) Mayonnaise, applied liberally (O-bah-MA, grumble, mutter, hahahaha) Bacon (Everything goes better with Bacon! hahahahahahaha, cough cough) Pickle, chips?
Important Exchange with Television Hero Poncherello
Just getting around to posting this important twitter exchange with the television artist, friends on CHiPs, called Ponch (and some TV genius named Officer Francis Llewellyn ‘Ponch’ Poncherello). Good times: https://twitter.com/#!/davidpuner/status/142309074464284672 https://twitter.com/#!/ErikEstrada/status/142315950178443264 I’m guessing the “_ _ _” is an implied challenge … Continue reading
Posted in Television, Twitter
Tagged CHiPs, Erik Estrada, Frank Poncherello, Ponch, Ponch and John, twitpic
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Sweet Gig: Head of Mountain Dew (Pakistan)
http://twitter.com/#!/mtn_dew/status/126719983177838594 Ah, wow? Head of Mountain Dew Pakistan has gotta be, like, the best gig ever and most certainly crushes previous best gig ever: head of Mello Yello Afghanistan. Guessing head DEW Dude (or Dudette) Pakistan got a (super) sweet … Continue reading
Posted in Branded Content, Social Media, Twitter
Tagged Mountain Dew, Pakistan, TON of DEW
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the3six5 July 12, 2011
Here’s my the3six5 post from yesterday. 365 days, as told by 365 different people.
Google Images and Visual Similarity Hilarity
Okay, so maybe not exactly hilarious, but there’s potential for it. If you try Google Images on Chrome, you can drag and drop pics to find supposedly similar images. So, taking Googling oneself to a new low, I just dragged … Continue reading
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