From Sandwich Man’s Counter: Pepper Jack Under Crisis

TODAY’S SPECIAL: THE JACK. Get spicy peppered flavor, before you can’t.

SM: Take everything, why don’t ya — but don’t take the Jack. Heh.

SM: I mean, take the fucking bread, but don’t take the Pepper Jack. Man.

SM: They’re trying to jack my Jack. Heheheheh.

SM: Take my award-winning pet–not that I have one–but don’t take my Jack.

SM: Meerrrhhahheecchhh.

SM: And don’t take the bacon either. Jeeeez [indecipherable]. Bet that’s next.

SM: Pickle chip?

"Who's the Boss, me or Tony Danza?"

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From Sandwich Man’s Counter: Oriental Tuesday

TODAY’S SPECIAL: ASIAN WRAP

[Humming] The jack is under the rack. Heheheh-ha.

The jack is under the rack. Heheh.

[Humming stops] The jack is under the rack.

RIGHT?

You want lettuce on your wrap? I mean you don’t have to, unless you don’t want to eat the sauce. Do you want to eat the sauce? Heeeccchh. Or, do you want it all over you?

Yeah every Tuesday is a theme now, so if you don’t want anything Oriental, you ain’t getting it here. Heheheh.

[Waving pickle] Chips?

"Wrapped?"

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From Sandwich Man’s Counter

Enter SANDWICH MAN:

  • The boss said, “Recommend cheddar.” I didn’t realize I could do pepper jack. Grumble.
  • Guacamole. Mutter. Grumble.
  • My boss never talks to me.
  • We discovered the monkey has Velcro on one of it’s paws. Hehehe. Don’t leave your toys around here. Hehehehehehehe.
  • Pickle and chips? No? Just say NO. Heh.

"To stay?"

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From Sandwich Man’s Counter

What’s good?

  • Bacon? Yeah, yeah, love it hehehehehe.
  • You’re telling me a bag of fucking Skittles is intimidating? Mumble hehehehe.
  • They say the smaller the scorpion, the more deadly it is. 
  • Pickle chip? 

"To go?"


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From Sandwich Man’s Counter

TODAY, ESPECIALLY FOR YOU:

  • Pepper Jack Cheese (You don’t know Jack, throat clear, hahahahaha)
  • Mayonnaise, applied liberally (O-bah-MA, grumble, mutter, hahahaha)
  • Bacon (Everything goes better with Bacon! hahahahahahaha, cough cough)
  • Pickle, chips?

"To go?"


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Important Exchange with Television Hero Poncherello

Just getting around to posting this important twitter exchange with the television artist, friends on CHiPs, called Ponch (and some TV genius named Officer Francis Llewellyn ‘Ponch’ Poncherello).

Good times:

https://twitter.com/#!/davidpuner/status/142309074464284672

https://twitter.com/#!/ErikEstrada/status/142315950178443264

I’m guessing the “_ _ _” is an implied challenge to a rousing game of hangman, for which I do not currently have time. C-A-T?

And then, because Estrada’s fantastic twitpic moments aren’t limited to exchanges with me, enjoy another:

https://twitter.com/#!/ErikEstrada/status/142336179122094080

I can’t believe I’m the only Estrada follower to retweet that one. Seriously. Those teeth will be in the Smithsonian someday. Space Shuttle tiles!

For all of the visually compelling reasons above, Estrada is the first to make my Estrada To Watch in 2012 list (and the reason I’ve just created it).

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Apples to Oranges: Brands Finding Safety in Boring Social

Coincidentally, @adage retweeted this shortly after I’d been having a related conversation with a coworker today:

https://twitter.com/#!/aeffik/status/136472966933385216

I totally agree with the statement, but I don’t think it’s happening. The conversation my colleague and I had stemmed from a mental “Falling Down” moment I felt after seeing this tweet from @pepsico:

https://twitter.com/#!/pepsico/status/136449177415712770

Seriously, @pepsico? Throw a question mark on the end of something and call it engagement? (See what I’m doing with the question marks, btw?)  I want more from brands/organizations in social space than simply having them stick a question mark on the end of a list of two juices and burrowing into my twit feed.

To its credit @pepsico responded, but with something just as inane as its original touch-’em-all tweet:

https://twitter.com/#!/pepsico/status/136459092574216193

If you wanted to know what I had for breakfast, why didn’t you just ask in the first place? Owning the breakfast conversation, FTW! #breakfast. I get it. And, I’m again reminded of the same scene from “Falling Down”. Seems kind of odd that @pepsico cares about my breakfast (FAGE yogurt, water, lukewarm coffee) and whether I’m having a good morning (yes, I was having a great morning, although it could have been better had I stayed away from Twitter).

I’m not going out of my way to call out PepsiCo in particular here–it just happens to be a big company with lots of brands under its umbrella and always seems to be well regarded in the higher echelon of organizations embracing social media. What frustrates me is the seeming norm these days that brands engaging in social media are playing it safe and posting dull messaging in the guise of engagement. It can be so much better than this, can’t it? Why does it seem that safe/dull brand engagement is on the rise? I could be wrong–post links that prove otherwise in comments–I’d love to see them.

When I left my post publishing/community managing/engaging for Dunkin’ Donuts on Twitter and Facebook, my feeling at the time (April 2010) was we were on the cusp of a new frontier of brands as publishers and content creators. In a good way, I thought. Create compelling stuff–videos, blog posts, tweets, whatever–and if you’ve got the following they’ll distribute and you’ll benefit (however your organization qualifies that). I was a firm believer that if an organization invested in compelling engagement as much as in tools and other related social media resources, it had a shot to emerge as a source of entertainment or information or whatever place a magazine or similar traditional media serves/served. It also seemed to me that many fellow writers/journalists would find opportunities within organizations to bring these new functions to life and take risks and do interesting things within social media. Granted, certain brands would be more conducive to this brave new world than others. Dunkin’ has/had the potential to be one of these brands and its current social media interaction, as I’ve witnessed without special scrutiny from its place among the noise, is no better at it than all the other brands playing it safe.

Oh wait, what?

https://twitter.com/#!/judyshapiro/status/136495517252329473

Oh, so then it was an experience then. In that case, I prefer orange juice.

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Sweet Gig: Head of Mountain Dew (Pakistan)

http://twitter.com/#!/mtn_dew/status/126719983177838594

Ah, wow?

Head of Mountain Dew Pakistan has gotta be, like, the best gig ever and most certainly crushes previous best gig ever: head of Mello Yello Afghanistan.

Guessing head DEW Dude (or Dudette) Pakistan got a (super) sweet relo package.

And glad to hear ” … you’re all drinking a TON of DEW … ” Because usually when we hear about Pakistan and tons of something we don’t think of DEW. And usually when we hear about y’all, we don’t realize that you’re all in Pakistan drinking a TON of DEW. So, I guess nothing’s wrong in the world after all. Nevermind. Exclamation point.

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the3six5 July 12, 2011

Here’s my the3six5 post from yesterday. 365 days, as told by 365 different people.

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Google Images and Visual Similarity Hilarity

Okay, so maybe not exactly hilarious, but there’s potential for it. If you try Google Images on Chrome, you can drag and drop pics to find supposedly similar images. So, taking Googling oneself to a new low, I just dragged a thumbnail of my Facebook profile pic into the image cruncher and came up with the following “visually similar images.”

Try it yourself and hilarity is sure to (possibly) ensue. It’s like an app, but without the app!

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