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Sanwich Man tears ACL, remains unsure about future with sandwiches

Posted on May 11, 2012 by David Puner

BIGHAM, Mass. — Sandwich Man, aided by fine herb mayonnaise-smeared crutches, hobbled out of a cafeteria today, in what could be his last appearance in a corporate dining uniform. With nothing left to prove, Mr. Man had been producing sandwiches … Continue reading →

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From Sandwich Man’s Counter: Jamaican Wednesday

Posted on May 2, 2012 by David Puner

TODAY’S DELI SPECIAL: Cubano Sandwich with Pork, Ham, Pickles, and Mustard. SM: Number five, she’s alive! Heheheh. SM: Yeah, today’s Jamaican Day. It’s theme five, so it resets after this one. SM: I haven’t seen you in the garage lately. SM: … Continue reading →

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From Sandwich Man’s Counter: Late Lunch

Posted on April 26, 2012 by David Puner

TODAY’S SPECIAL: Some kind of panini SM: What’s the gang up to? Turkey burgers? SM: You got a toaster up there? Heheheheh. Oh, I gotta come up there and show that toaster how to toast. Heh. SM: When she goes … Continue reading →

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From Sandwich Man’s Counter: Pepper Jack Under Crisis

Posted on April 17, 2012 by David Puner

TODAY’S SPECIAL: THE JACK. Get spicy peppered flavor, before you can’t. SM: Take everything, why don’t ya — but don’t take the Jack. Heh. SM: I mean, take the fucking bread, but don’t take the Pepper Jack. Man. SM: They’re trying … Continue reading →

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From Sandwich Man’s Counter: Oriental Tuesday

Posted on April 10, 2012 by David Puner

TODAY’S SPECIAL: ASIAN WRAP [Humming] The jack is under the rack. Heheheh-ha. The jack is under the rack. Heheh. [Humming stops] The jack is under the rack. RIGHT? You want lettuce on your wrap? I mean you don’t have to, … Continue reading →

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From Sandwich Man’s Counter

Posted on April 3, 2012 by David Puner

Enter SANDWICH MAN: The boss said, “Recommend cheddar.” I didn’t realize I could do pepper jack. Grumble. Guacamole. Mutter. Grumble. My boss never talks to me. We discovered the monkey has Velcro on one of it’s paws. Hehehe. Don’t leave … Continue reading →

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